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smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

smoke hog

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

by petabo August 14, 2006

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022