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smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 05, 2008

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 04, 2006

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 07, 2004

Smoked Sausage

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

by teh collective January 14, 2010

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb October 08, 2008

Smoke Sausage

A non white dinga ling.

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.

by MJ ALL DAY May 02, 2003

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004