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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024

Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024