A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Snake heads" is a sex act involving a person kneeling in between two people and blowing then both (one penis in each hand) then making the "Snake heads" kiss by touching the two penises together.
"Jenny is such a ho she did snake heads to me and Ronnie,it was sick i don't want my dick touching his dick."
to give another person a blowjob while they are sleeping or passed out, such as being sneaky like a snake.
Yea he passed out so i jus snake headed him.
A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide
I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot
When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.
"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"
"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."
Abraham's 3-Headed Snake: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. It's the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of Abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.
Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Jew: No, my religion is the right religion, because Moses, who looks like Charlton Heston, said so.
Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.
Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!