A fork of Rural Dictionary
the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.
n00dles: brb bathroom
clam: okey
n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued
clam: LOLOLOLOLOL
the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)
I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.
When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.
I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.
When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.
The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing
When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”