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Snart

When one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. It is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions associated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.

When she snarts, I don't know whether to say "God Bless You" or "Run like hell".

by Dr. Fritz Atomix September 08, 2009

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 19, 2007

snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003

snart

to accidentally rip one when you sneeze

Bless you. Nasty! Did you just snart?

by skukuza May 23, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

Snart

When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.

"AAAAA-CHOOOO-Pvvvvvvvvt-OOOOOO" (example of a Snart)

by Kowdee December 04, 2008

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 06, 2005