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soccer ball

You must be really stupid if you don't know what a soccer ball is.

I play with a soccer ball

by Sk8forTACOz June 07, 2014

Soccer Balls

POS: Noun Big, hard breasts are soccer balls.

Person 1: Wow, you got good soccer balls! Person 2: Thanks, I worked hard to get these.

by Nana my Bananas February 07, 2019

Soccer Ball

A “Soccer Ball” is a type sports equipment used for playing soccer in which you kick the ball into your opponent’s goal to score a point.

Hey Tim! Pass me that soccer ball!

by BangDo July 12, 2018

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits. Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best! Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 07, 2019

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 06, 2023