A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?" Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet? Anything you want, they can't hear a thing. 2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun. He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him. He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him. He asked me "did you see my face?" "No, but the wife did"
When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.