A fork of Rural Dictionary
The amazing song from tbbt.
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Sheldon: Penny, will you sing me the Soft Kitty song?
Penny: *sigh* Fine Sheldon.
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Now go to sleep Sheldon
When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.
He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.