A fork of Rural Dictionary
vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.
When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?" Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."
When you get trucked in football or another contact sport
Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.
The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.
Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.
I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.