A fork of Rural Dictionary
An essence, being, or lack of both, representing or not representing absolute freedom. The space whale, or everything but space whale, can be bound by nothing and everything at the same time, if it chooses. It may even exist while not existing.
Jim: Wow, that space whale may alter a reality in which I hadn't perceived it! Bartholomew: The space whale can divide and add 3 to 4 simultaneously, and it did your mom last night. Mason: That space whale sure pisses Phil off. Richard: I tryed joining that S.W.A.P (Space Whale Awareness Party) and they told me something about sex with a panda.
A being of inconceivable size and awesomeness.
Man, is that space whale excellent or what?
An asshole. Space whale is a freakin ass. Metrasha owns all.
When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story? Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor". Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with Writer: Yessir Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop