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speed bagging

To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"

You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 02, 2012

speed bagging

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

by Phenomally December 13, 2006

speed bagging

when two men use a double headed dildo and bottom out on each others ball sacks.

Christen watched Ian and Ty speed bagging all day till there balls where sore.

by stanimous September 26, 2011

Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock

My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

by The Ghostface May 11, 2008

Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.

"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"

by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.

The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.

by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 10, 2006