A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.
2. A person who simply swallows sperm.
"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"
Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
The one and only Joe Velasco...
We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!