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When a guy stands on the dance floor awkwardly and doesn't dance. The Sports Fan is a fan of the game, but he doesn't want to play.
Friend 1- "What's up with this dude? He stepped on to the dance floor but he's just watching us like a babysitter." Friend 2- "Yeah, he's a Sports Fan. Who would step on to the dance floor and NOT dance?"
someone who enjoys watching sports.
Frank- I saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night. Tom- Yeah, i go every time...I'm a dedicated sports fan.
A sports fan is someone that is a fan of all sports.
Johnny is a true sports fan.
Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
Code name used by guys for impressive breasts when seen at or near a sporting event as not to draw attention to themselves
Look at those Sports Fans! They are incredible!
MEATBALL (noun): sports fan who irrationally supports a chosen team. characterized by short sighted thinking and frequent overreaction.
That sports talk radio caller is a real meatball (sports fan)!
People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles). Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level. Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan. Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans). On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!" Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.
Boston sports fans in action: Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning! Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl? Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season! Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time. Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?