A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you see when you look at taylor swift.
taylor swift has one hell of a squishy face.
What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly
"I just want to go over and pinch that boys cheeks soo bad, squishy face for sure!"
cesarina is a prime example of a squishy face.
cesarina your a squishy face, because I say your a squishy face.
A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
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Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"
Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.