A fork of Rural Dictionary
a new classifying system replacing the four bases. One Star: making out Two Stars: anything else with hands Three Stars: hand jobs Four Stars: oral sex Five Stars: sex
Dude 1: How was the weekend? Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!! Dude 1: AWESOME.
Used to describe different levels or degrees of sexual experience. It is substituted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people's definition of each base. 1 Star - Making out. 2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt. 3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking. 4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head. 5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse. The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
Dude #1 - "How was your weekend bro?" Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!" "She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!" Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..." "This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"