A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe? Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late. Joe: Hey guys what did i miss? Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots? Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again.. Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE! Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
Dude, gerard just gave that chick a steel toed boot!
To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.
How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?