A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon
*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON
A stinky salmon is a trend on the rise in which an individual deficates into a condom and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo and penetrates a vagina.
Yo bro did you bang her out? Naw bro I gave her a stinky salmon instead
When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.
Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.
When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.
“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”