A fork of Rural Dictionary
A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.
A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat
Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?
A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long
Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy
After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.