A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some people apparently think it's funny and original to coin a new noun and call someone "such a new noun". To those people: it's usually not funny, and it's certainly not original.
Taken from actual Urban Dictionary definitions: "Kirsten is such a hypochristian." "Stevie is such a slutbag!" "He's such a nintendrone." "He's such a wimpy nucker!" "That prude is such a Mar!" "hahahaha ur such a Davis" "Oh B, you are such a narutard." "Yeah, he's such a masnun." "He's such a vidiot." "Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!" "Allison is such a skanksta." "Your girlfriend is such a mise!" "God, stop being such a natch." "Jkea, you are such a nerb." "She is such a facehead!" "Yazzy, you're such a snigger." "You're such a foge!" "She's such a skemo." Another banal convention popular on UD: "pulling a (name)", where one inserts any name of their choice.