A fork of Rural Dictionary
A baby. So called because the mechanics of having a baby are akin to taking a dump but heavier. Credit goes to my friend Diego for inventing this term.
Mary had a super poop, he weighed 5 ounces.
When there is so much poop in one place from one person/creature you might belive it was from three people/creatures.
Evan: Dude your dog just super pooped everywhere in your basement
Tyler: Not again...
a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.
Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.
Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.
" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."
When you take a drag off a bowl, then a drag off a cigarette and then do a shot of Liqour without exhaling until you've swallowed the shot.
Do you remember Kenny from Mallozzis in Rotterdam? He was the master at doing Super Poop Stains!!!
when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery
he had a super poop