A fork of Rural Dictionary
very sarcastic - means 'i don't really want to know but your going to tell me anyway'
sure you will tell me, you wouldn't not
"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"
John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!" John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"
Sarcasm. Another way of telling a person that they don't know what they are doing.
Luca: I know what I am doing Regina: Sure you do
An iconic meme used by instagram user glutenpee
“Have you heard of glutencord?” “Glutencord? Surely you jest”
An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.
Woman: Honey? Man: Yes dear? Woman: Did you take out the trash? Man: Yes honey I did. Woman: Are you sure? Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")
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A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.
Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it up* Person 2: you dropped your purse. Person 1: Are you sure?