A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who walks with a bounce in their step and makes anything look like it's more fun than it actually is. Can also be used as 'swagga mister' in appropriate situations of complete spectacularity.
Look at Matt the swag master walking down the street with his hat turner sideways! He's got his swagga on today!
A word only made to describe amazing people, more awesome than Unicorns and as magnificent as a rare Pink Fluffy Unicorn . This holy nickname is really awesome! A Awesome Swag Master is a person who is very hot and sweet. A Awesome Swag Master is a person known for having many awesome powers, such as the powers of a succubus but without the having sex and draining them of their life power (But you certainly may want to have sex with him!). A Awesome Swag Master is also very sexy and is so f***ing cool. Compared to Chuck Norris, an Awesome Swag Master is the human form of that dude. He has a kind heart, but which of can be broken easily. These people have cute hair and amazing eyes, and HUGE dicks and thos nuts.
"Wow, look at that Awesome Swag Master! Lets bow before him in hope of being his friend!" "Stupid Awesome Swag Master, I hate him because he is everything I am not"
Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe.
Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.
having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.
hey have you seen kyler S? who is that you know the swag master general
Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!! Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
Someone who has all the swag. They are the master of the swag.
“I have all the swag I’m a swag master 69”
Someone who is the master of swag and have all of the swag
“I have all the swag I am a swag master 69”