A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked
Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up
In describing a guy, the meaning would be to have muscles, or to have been lifting weights or working out.
When I got out, I was all swolled and my girl really liked it.
Term used to describe someone with considerable and evident musculature. Not to be confused with cut, meaning someone is very defined but not necessarily swoll.
Did you see Lou Ferrigno over there? Guy's fucking SWOLL!