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sword fight

the act of two males using their erect penises as swords then clashing them together till one ejaculates.

sean and mason sword fight all the time and lastnight sean lost and he came all over masons nut sack

by premiumwiener69 June 20, 2007

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight

When a woman has two dicks in her mouth at the same time.

I challenge you to a sword fight in her mouth

by walter lomeli August 14, 2004

sword fight

a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.

i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?

by daruck December 03, 2008

sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.

I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

sword fight

When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.

CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight. CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?

by Alexei Tajzler May 24, 2003

sword fight

A social environment where the males greatly outnumber the females, lacking the natural balance of a non-gay atmosphere. Also dude fest, man crowd. See dude count)

Dude#1:<enters pool hall>"Dude, there's only like.. 2 chicks here! Dude#2:"Lets jet, i'm not hanging around this swordfight."

by Dustin Turtle October 27, 2004