A fork of Rural Dictionary
The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.
Connor: Hey, where's your mother? Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V. Connor: Oh, ok. Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!
The act of eating a woman out while watching television.
Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner
A remote control. A T.V. remote. A small rectangular piece of plastic used to turn on the television.
Hey! Pass me the T.V. box, Bitch, yelled Kale. Get off your lazy ass, replied Lawrence.
(noun) a variation of the hot carl when you are out of Saran wrap and have to use aluminum foil.
Sherry freaked when she saw I was out of Saran wrap. I said, "Don't worry baby", pulled out the aluminum foil and gave her a nice T.V. Dinner.
When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on. "I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.
T.V. Coma