Country Dictionary

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talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 23, 2004

Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).

Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

by Malice1969 August 17, 2006

Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

To throw up in the toilet puke

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

by Gommash December 01, 2006