A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.
Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.
to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.
that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg
The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.
I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk
To drink large quantities of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.
How to Tap the Keg and Master a Perfect Pour.
Let's tap the keg tonight and party.