A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"
"Hey Bob you taking those plans to zoning?" "Yeah" "Watch out for those tape dispensers"
Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.
“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”