A fork of Rural Dictionary
A taylor swifty is where a girl sings into your dick while jerking you off.
my gf came over today and gave me a taylor swifty she sure sucks at singing but can give a mean hand job.
The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.
"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."