A fork of Rural Dictionary
The theme song to friends but the beat is replaced with tea
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An intense game of truth or truth typically played with someone you are romantically or sexually interesting in to find certain information about them
Donald: hey that chick is hot I’m gonna ask her to play tea or tea and get to know her better Raj: okay fucker, good luck with that
the best kind of gossip, typically shared between friends. it’s a bonding tool for people of all ages. tea is usually about someone you know, but can also extend to celebrities random internet scandals, etc.
ugh I’ve missed so much what’s the tea sis? I heard some tea about Saturday night! what’s the tea with them are they a couple?
gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the scoop; news
Spill the tea about what happened at the club.
That's the gossip. The deal. The current news. The latest.
She broke up with him because he cheated on her! That's the tea! Have you heard the tea? Joe was fired, Jim was suspended and Patty quit! That's the tea!
Used within the urban gay community, "tea" signifies a piece of sensitive and possibly highly sought-after information or tidbit.
Michael: Did you hear the tea about our Judy Dante? Cornelius: Nah gurra, what's the tea? Michael: The tea is that she dropped out of school to do bareback porn. Cornelius: Bitch duh! That ain't no tea. That's just some water with a lemon in it.