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Tesla Fuckchain

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch

Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain

by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009