A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday person 2: how was it person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock person 2: pink socks are so kinky person 1: you're a dirty boy girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole) girl: hey wtf are you doing boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre) boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue