Country Dictionary

Cockney Rhyming slang for saying that you are on your own.

"Who are you with?"

"I'm on my Jack Jones man - nuttin' going on."

All alone

I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates

See also
on my tod

I was sitting there on my tod

Just straight up autism.

is your child Jack Jones ?

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.

Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!

the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet

look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed