Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bern

divine being

by bern fan September 06, 2003

bern

a city in Switzerland

where do you live?
Man - in Bern city

by wowi November 22, 2003

berns

a word to describe one who dresses and acts ostensibly emo, yet exudes happiness and general holiday spirit

You are so berns right now, sitting by yourself in the dark of your living room with your hood up while drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music.

by hohoyoyo December 27, 2009

Bern

The best orgasm you’ve ever had. 100% of the time given by a guy named Bern (short for Bernie) who knows how to please women in every way and is the best at everything he does. It's so intense, it makes every cell of your body hot and makes you scream with pleasure as it rolls through your body.

That Bern I had this morning was so intense, I woke up the neighbors.

by livelove04 February 06, 2010

The Bern

The feeling you get after voting for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.

Noah:"I should have voted for Tump!! Now I fell the Bern!!

by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020

Bern

its the bestest fucken city ever. its so much cooler than züri or basu. and äuä is the best word that was ever said in this univers.

(fuck Schwarzenburg)

A: Hey im from Bern.
B: You wanna make love?
A: äuä(wich means basically everything that can be said)