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the Captain

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.

After school, why don't we all go and pay a visit to the Captain.

by Jackacka October 29, 2006

To the Captain

A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.

*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"

by Oscar was wrong December 02, 2016

Captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie* 9-gagger: from which movie is that gif? another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

by a person you don't care about December 20, 2014

The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

by Dan Lohman August 11, 2002

captain

term of endearment used to show respect

whats up captain?

by shaggymorphism October 31, 2021

captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee" Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

by rumforestrum April 30, 2011

Captain

The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.

Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!

by candy_mountain November 14, 2012