A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A penis, often in the context of intercourse.
"Yo wat u doin?"
"I'm ridin' the D-train. I get off when I get to the O."
A nightmare place where you might as well hand over your wallet Ipod and phone. If you go on here after 6 pm you have a death wish. Its a clogged artery in the asscrack of NY. The D-Train is the leading cause of death in the United States. The victims range from caucasian to white, and go to Fordham University.
Tim: Where did John go?
Ralph: He took the D train to manhattan.
Tim: RIP John
Colloquial term for a Jehovah Witness that have been disfellowshipped (excommunicated) from the congregation.
Susan no longer attends meetings at the Kingdom Hall. She's on the d-train.
While having sexual intercourse with a women from behind, doggy style. You hold onto her hair, with every thrust you yell "Chugga, Chugga, CHOO-CHOO" and slide forward in a complete circle.
Guy 1: So how was it last night?
Guy 2: Amazing! I ran the D Train on her all night, wore out a path on the carpet.
Girl 1: what did you do last night?
Girl 2: Took a ride on the D Train, best ride of my life.
When you attend a drive in movie alone, bring a bottle of hard alcohol, and begin to cry as you furiously masturbate in your vehicle.
Willy Wonka is playing over at the spot tonight. I was thinking of maybe pulling a D Train since nobody is free tonight.
Synonym for douche bag. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
Damn, John you're such a d-train.
Andy was being such a d-train that night