A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating while crying yourself to sleep
Kyle is a master at "the Derek".
An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life.
Did you see Derek yesterday? Talk about breath taking. "I can't get him off my mind." "You must be talking about Derek."
When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics
Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek
An amazing, insanely perfect guy. hes good looking, a 10 actually, funny, sweet, kind, caring and everyone loves him. he can always make you laugh and girls swoon over him.
my boyfriends a Derek.
An amazing human being with a great sense of humor and lovely personality. He's super friendly and has a voice as sweet as cake icing. He cares about his friends and is always so happy that you've probably only seen him force a frown. On top of all of that... he can be a bit stupid sometimes.
"Derek is so funny! One time he made he laugh so hard I literally fell on the ground!"