Country Dictionary

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the Internet

A forum where like-minded nutters can seek each other out and reinforce and legitimize their perversion of choice while effectively minimising the necessity to interact with the larger society, which would beat them like the village mule and ensure that their dirty little excesses are not spread to other suggestible border-line sociopaths.

Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last. Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...

by Matachin Tower September 05, 2008

Internet

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.

by Voz March 12, 2012

Internet

cesspool of human filth.

Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.

by Deathpants May 04, 2010

Internet

a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.

examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...

by M.S.G.... December 14, 2008

Internet

A great place for insecure people

lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!

by mycowmoos:) January 16, 2011

Internet

A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.

I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.

by guruboy January 21, 2010

Internet

the one place where everyone is a hardass.

hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.

by A7X HU January 29, 2010