Country Dictionary

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer! Imma firin' mah lazer! SHOOP DA WHOOP!

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night." Bro 2: "Lazer."

(LAZER BEAM) (YEET) (FUCKING INSAIN)

(YEET) (LAZER LAZER)

mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!! Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")