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A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

What your crush says to you when you flirt to much

"Are you ready for the maelstrom"the guy said

Polish closet-homo virgin, never leaves his mom's apartment, posts on www.panterachat.com and plays online games way too much. Likes 'em young, covered in cum and Japanese (but doesn't get any in real life)

maelstrom is a fag!

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

The most kick ass band in the world!

I am the Maelstrom drummer's groupie! I push his pedal for him. I'll push your pedal anyday, Adam ;)

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.