A fork of Rural Dictionary
A midget that dwells in the subway
I heard there is a colony of metronomes living in the abandoned station at Court Street in Brooklyn Heights
The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
Tim: Dude what did you do last night?
Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.
Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.
The BEST FUCKING POKEMON MOVE EVER. Patented by the kickass pokemon by the name of Clefable. It makes a motion with its fingers. THEN RELEASES THE BEST MOVE EVER. It's soo much of a kickass move, that it does A RANDOM POKEMON MOVE. It can DO ANY MOVE from FLAMETHROWER to fucking growl. kickass.
PWNAGE!
My Clefable used Metronome and fucking roasted your ass with Hyperbeam, you got murdered!
A musical instrument used for practicing instruments like Drums, Piano and other.
I want to use metronome for practice any instrument.
Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.
Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!