A fork of Rural Dictionary
Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.
The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
I gave her the old One-Bar last night.
Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.