A fork of Rural Dictionary
Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.
-TITAN- Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms* Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright. Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! Tony Stank: * lays Peter down* Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.
The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father. Peter Parker: Sweet. Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship. Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man? He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going? Peter Parker: it's not fake!