Country Dictionary

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

Someone who counterfeits money.

Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Wow, that printer prints fast!

titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.

Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)