A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.
The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.
He is so cute, he looks like a teddy
It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
A GOD. Everybody loves him and he just gets along with everybody really well. He's soft like a teddy bear, especially with the ladies. He's also a pretty trustworthy guy. He's a good listener, and you can tell him anything. Let him know what's up. He doesn't just like pretty girls. He likes girls who are genuine and caring. If you've got those two qualities, that's how you win your way into Teddy's heart <3
Girl 1: Ugh, my boyfriend is being such a jerk right now. I can't even stand him Girl 2: Maybe you should go talk to Teddy about it. I bet he could help you out. Girl 3: Yeah, he's pretty dreamy, not gonna lie. Girl 1: Maybe I should...