A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fucking dinosaur what do you think
A triceratops is a fucking dinosaur, Gary.
A sexual move in which three men insert their entire heads into a woman's asshole simultaneously
Man: "My girlfriend died last night"
Friend: "How?"
Man: "We tried out The Triceratops
A sexual foursome with three guys and one girl, so named after the triceratops's three horns.
Dom: Hey guys, it looks like i'm the only one who's pulled tonight but I'd be happy for some kind of devil's threesome or triceratops situation?
preference of a dinosaur in regard to sexual activity. See:
Tricerobottom. Also, a dinosaur not opposed to a theeesome.
Luigi's scales and claws makes sense he's a triceratop.
An ugly female friend who viciously defends her other female friends from engaging in conversation with any male. Traditionally either man-hating gay or profoundly ugly; there appear to be no male triceratops. Attacking is always suicidal. The tactic is generally to lure the friends away from the triceratops nest so that you can talk to them without being impaled. See also cock block.
Dude, I tried to approach the honeys but I can't get past that triceratops.
A relationship between three people, where all three people are equally involved in the relationship and get along harmoniously. These relationships can involve persons of any gender.
Woman 1 (to Woman 2): You're such a good girlfriend. :
Woman 3: What about me?
Woman 2: You're our girlfriend too.
Woman 1: Yeah, we're a triceratops.