Country Dictionary

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Waffle house

A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range

“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “ Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

by Tf-A-pseudonym April 24, 2018

Waffle House

The place to go when you want some good waffles at an economical price. Also a good late-night place.

That Waffle House down on 27 got a low health score, like a friggin 75.

by It's raw January 11, 2017

waffle house

A kick ass 24 hour place to get waffles. Popular in the dirty south

It's 3 am and I gots the munchies, lets hit the waffle house

by DinkMkr March 08, 2003

Waffle house

The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.

If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .

by yorkie stomper July 11, 2008

waffle house

sketchy sketchy restuarant that is defined by it's sketchiness. has a certain culture about it: "great" coffee, hasbrowns scattered and smothered, and the classic waffle. frequently visited in the middle of the night by drunk and/or high college students.

"What is there to do at 2 am around here? Let's go to Waffle House!"

by The President April 05, 2005

waffle house

1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear. 2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world

Waffle House coffee is crack in motor oil form.

by medaeval December 26, 2003