A fork of Rural Dictionary
A disgusting two-faced cow. She has a fake jaw and was given up for adoption by her obviously smart biological parents. She's a bitch and a half and always wears sweats. The Beast always talks smack and tries to make others look bad, but she just makes herself look worse.
She is shastalammagexcore and most definately not rellin.
Person: Where are all the birds and rats going? ...Oh god, The Beast is coming! RUN! EVERYBODY RUN!
act of sex in which one does doggy style while the receiver makes chewbacca noises while the other partner that is the giver is wearing a dog suit
Teeyona: omd Amber what is that noise coming from your room last night??
Amber: oh that was nothing
Teeyona:LIES i walked in and you were doing the BEAST with tim
The anti-christ. Bears the number 666 and is probably a communist.
I am the beast, and I wanna see some fucking communism because then church and state can be destroyed, MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously.
The best home made smoking device ever. A small spaghetti jar with a hole drilled in bottom and side, and the cap has a nut JB welded on top with holes beneath it. Use as a waterfall bong with the help of a friend. Perfect hits, everytime.
"the beast will fucking tear you up!"
a person that is extremely talented at whatever they do and always display great determination, dedication, and resilience to always win or want to win.
JJ Watt is without a doubt the best defensive player in the NFL right now! That dude's a beast!!
Simply: Milwaukee's Best Beer;
A futuristic, time-warping beer characterized by tasting as if it were already the next morning after a night of binge beer drinking and sleeping with your mouth wide open all the night long. Also discernable as being very affordable to unemployed high school students on $10.00 a week allowances in the 1980's. Certainly a play on the beer's monikor of 'Best'.
Me: What are we drink'n?
Mike: The BEEAAST!
--Mike K. and I, New Orleans, late 1980's