Country Dictionary

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans." Me: "You're retarded."

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

"Get the boards! Box out!"

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting. 3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Somebody ripped-off my new boards!

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

"I'm going to the boards guys."